ladynecro:

my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable

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feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

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annmariexrose:

single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive

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why-do-the-fools-fly:

feellikedancingtonight:

The guy Sheldon accidentally propositions is actually his IRL boyfriend. I could barely contain my glee. 

thATS JUST SO CUTE

THIS

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crayonguy:

Bunny master post

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superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…

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when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

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omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

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